Donald Trump and the Hairpiece of Evil Greg Sisco Books
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Selfless philanthropist Donald Trump would have done great things, but when an evil brain parasite that looks like the world's worst hairpiece crawls out of a swamp and attaches itself to his head, it transforms him into a raging egomaniac fueled by attention and negative energy. Almost overnight, he goes from being as humble a man as has ever lived, to hosting Celebrity Suck-Up, the most vainglorious reality show ever conceived.
As burned-out documentarian Michael Moore prepares a Trump-centric episode of his new show 1,001 Reasons to Hate America, he stumbles on an underground organization that maintains the balance of power between the dark forces that control all governments on Earth, learning of a conspiracy older than civilization itself.
When Trump announces his intent to be a contestant on America's Next Top President, Michael Moore must join forces with conspiracy theorists, Lizard People, and even Republicans in a race to discover the truth about Trump's grotesque new hairstyle and save the American people from a dystopian fate.
Donald Trump and the Hairpiece of Evil Greg Sisco Books
Do not under any circumstances mistake this book for some cheap attack on Trump. Quite the contrary, this book uses Trump as leverage to lampoon the entire American political apparatus. Beloved figures on both sides of the aisle are skewered mercilessly, most of all the voters themselves. I would be shocked if there was not at least one joke in here to offend every political sensibility under the sun.If you have read any of Sisco’s other works, especially his transcendent horror anthology, In Nightmares We’re Alone, you know that he has a special gift for complex characters and brilliant dialog. You might almost expect those gifts to be blunted in a satirical work that parodies real celebrities, but Sisco will prove you wrong. No one named in this book, especially protagonist Michael Moore and villain Donald Trump, would view their depictions as favorable to their real-life counterparts…but Sisco manages to create alternate versions of them that still somehow resonate as characters with compelling arcs.
It would be a disservice to describe the plot in too much detail, but it begins with a foul alien creature from a swamp attaching itself to the head of Donald Trump, the world’s more selfless and generous millionaire. The evil hairpiece transforms him into the egomaniacal con-man we know and fear today.
Sisco presents us with a chilling alternate reality that is at once farcical and all-too-familiar. Be it symbolizing the Military Industrial Complex as a magical Scepter of Ultimate Destruction or reducing the Presidential Election to a single Game Show round, the humor serves as a dark mirror of the reality we live in.
Yet don’t worry, the horror of it all won’t sink in till afterwards. While you’re reading you’ll be laughing too hard to notice. Ayn Rand lovers and haters alike should get a kick out of Glenn Beck depicted as a wayward John Galt figure. Conspiracy buffs will thrill to secret underground bunkers, ancient lizard people, and androids from the future. All Americans should be able to find humor in a Presidential primary run like an episode of America’s Next Top Model co-hosted by Bill O’Reilly and Bill Maher.
When the Republican nominating contest ends in a climactic rap-battle between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, anyone nearby when you’re reading will demand to know what is so funny. Chapter 12 features a monologue from a Newscaster that may well be the most damning and insightful critique of American politics that I’ve ever read. I’d reprint it here in full if I could, but its power would be diluted out of context. It makes the point that our politicians behave very much like spoiled children arguing over triviality in the back of the family sedan, far removed from the country’s actual driver’s seat. If you accept the premise, you are forced to ask the very disturbing question of who exactly is at the wheel.
Satire may be our best weapon as a society to keep the whole political process from going off the rails, and this book is exactly what our country needs right now. Come for the laughs. Stay for the biting satire. Leave with a new perspective on politics that reveals our most heated debates to be nothing more than children arguing over the route of a car no one is driving.
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Donald Trump and the Hairpiece of Evil Greg Sisco Books Reviews
too sad for words
Didn't finish the book
A gripping epic, almost as thrilling as the 2016 election, only without the existential dread and internal screaming.
Fun thought provoking read! Nice twist on what happens to one of the nicest men on earth when a toupee takes over
This is the funniest piece of satire I have read in a very long time. Greg Sisco doesn't pull any punches for the Republicans OR Democrats.
Greg doesn't always write satire, but when he does, it's great, believe me. He has the best words. Other writers have been making novels about Trump, but they're not sending us their best. A lot of them are criminals.
I'm taking some credit as I was there when he initially pitched the book and I prompted him to write it, and then kept on him until it was finished. It's better than I could have ever hoped for. Leave your hangups at the door and go on a political rumspringa.
Do not under any circumstances mistake this book for some cheap attack on Trump. Quite the contrary, this book uses Trump as leverage to lampoon the entire American political apparatus. Beloved figures on both sides of the aisle are skewered mercilessly, most of all the voters themselves. I would be shocked if there was not at least one joke in here to offend every political sensibility under the sun.
If you have read any of Sisco’s other works, especially his transcendent horror anthology, In Nightmares We’re Alone, you know that he has a special gift for complex characters and brilliant dialog. You might almost expect those gifts to be blunted in a satirical work that parodies real celebrities, but Sisco will prove you wrong. No one named in this book, especially protagonist Michael Moore and villain Donald Trump, would view their depictions as favorable to their real-life counterparts…but Sisco manages to create alternate versions of them that still somehow resonate as characters with compelling arcs.
It would be a disservice to describe the plot in too much detail, but it begins with a foul alien creature from a swamp attaching itself to the head of Donald Trump, the world’s more selfless and generous millionaire. The evil hairpiece transforms him into the egomaniacal con-man we know and fear today.
Sisco presents us with a chilling alternate reality that is at once farcical and all-too-familiar. Be it symbolizing the Military Industrial Complex as a magical Scepter of Ultimate Destruction or reducing the Presidential Election to a single Game Show round, the humor serves as a dark mirror of the reality we live in.
Yet don’t worry, the horror of it all won’t sink in till afterwards. While you’re reading you’ll be laughing too hard to notice. Ayn Rand lovers and haters alike should get a kick out of Glenn Beck depicted as a wayward John Galt figure. Conspiracy buffs will thrill to secret underground bunkers, ancient lizard people, and androids from the future. All Americans should be able to find humor in a Presidential primary run like an episode of America’s Next Top Model co-hosted by Bill O’Reilly and Bill Maher.
When the Republican nominating contest ends in a climactic rap-battle between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, anyone nearby when you’re reading will demand to know what is so funny. Chapter 12 features a monologue from a Newscaster that may well be the most damning and insightful critique of American politics that I’ve ever read. I’d reprint it here in full if I could, but its power would be diluted out of context. It makes the point that our politicians behave very much like spoiled children arguing over triviality in the back of the family sedan, far removed from the country’s actual driver’s seat. If you accept the premise, you are forced to ask the very disturbing question of who exactly is at the wheel.
Satire may be our best weapon as a society to keep the whole political process from going off the rails, and this book is exactly what our country needs right now. Come for the laughs. Stay for the biting satire. Leave with a new perspective on politics that reveals our most heated debates to be nothing more than children arguing over the route of a car no one is driving.
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